For the updated header! Looks great Really festive!

Hi everyone, I am here with my friend Jen to bring you the trials and tribulations of one, Tristan Holmberg.

Our first story in the world of Tristan starts at Sobey’s. Tristan was testing out the Cabbage soup diet to see what glorious smells he could emanate at the office. Imagine smelling a rotting cabbage mixed with a stink bomb – this was Tristan’s lunch. Back to the story…during Tristan’s adventures at Sobey’s he met a nice lady who worked there who was intrigued by his Cabbage Soup. Wanting to learn more, Tristan and, we’ll call her, Eden, exchanged contact information to further discuss. Fast forward three months and Eden has left her fiance and joined Tristan as a permanent guest at his apartment.

Tristan says things were cut short because she was a bad communicator, rumour also has it she went back with her fiance. Personally, I think it’s because Tristan stopped the cabbage soup diet and that’s what really drew Eden in. Please readers, draw your own conclusions.

Becky, OUT!

There’s no way you gals find me that interesting that you’d actually log our discussions… so i thought i’d call your bluff, set this up, and see!